Blairbash.org: Quotes of the Week Quotes about humorous experiences from Montgomery Blair High School students, teachers, and alumni. http://blairbash.org/ 2012-02-07T03:30:24Z Will Shepherdson blairbash@pentau.com Chirpy! Quote 3931 http://blairbash.org/3931 2012-02-05T21:40:27Z 2012-02-05T21:40:27Z +10

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//At Robotics, cleaning up
Ivan: Why is Robotics such a slob?
Patrick Shan: If everyone worked as hard as I did, this place would be so clean.

Notes: Patrick is on Tech

 Quote 3930 http://blairbash.org/3930 2012-02-05T16:20:55Z 2012-02-05T16:20:55Z +6

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//In analytical chemistry, talking about charges and attraction.
Pham: ... you know, like your girlfriend.
//Stares at Viju
Viju: Wait why are you staring at me?
Pham: Oh. That's right. You not have a girlfriend.
Viju: That's because algebra prettier than any girlfriend!
Pham: What about boyfriend?
Becca: It's definitely more useful than a boyfriend.

Notes: Continued from http://blairbash.org/1739

 Quote 3929 http://blairbash.org/3929 2012-02-04T02:00:53Z 2012-02-04T02:00:53Z +3

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//At Ocean Science Bowl, Phillip in his room at a hotel
//Someone knocks on the door
Phillip: Password!
Pham: There no password here!

 Quote 3928 http://blairbash.org/3928 2012-02-03T22:22:56Z 2012-02-03T22:22:56Z +5

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// Talking about limits
Mr. Rose: Are you guys feeling this math?
Some Girl: Nah. I'm not feeling it at all.
Some Guy: Don't worry. I will feel you up on behalf of math. Math will be jealous at the curves I am applying Squeeze Theorem.

Notes: Period 3 - Mr. Rose - Magnet Analysis 1A

 Quote 3927 http://blairbash.org/3927 2012-02-03T20:51:19Z 2012-02-03T20:51:19Z +1

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// While walking away from the urinal
Robotics Member: Do they use ultrasonic sensors to flush those things?

 Quote 3926 http://blairbash.org/3926 2012-02-03T19:23:19Z 2012-02-03T19:23:19Z +2

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// During Analytical Chem, Pham tries to watch something on Netflix
Pham: Oh man! They blocked my Netflix!
Class: LOL
Pham: [changes to Spongebob] Oh nevermind! They only block that other thing.

 Quote 3925 http://blairbash.org/3925 2012-02-02T22:42:33Z 2012-02-02T22:42:33Z +4

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Richard: I can speak linguistics

 Quote 3924 http://blairbash.org/3924 2012-02-02T21:00:31Z 2012-02-02T21:00:31Z +8

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//Discussing Analysis classes, and how they're abrieviated as ANAL:
Kirkendall: How's that class going for you? I hear the teacher's a pain in the ass.

Notes: Jacob makes this joke about three times a week.

 Quote 3923 http://blairbash.org/3923 2012-02-01T23:11:52Z 2012-02-01T23:11:52Z +2

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Bustillos: (reading aloud) Thomas Edison said "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration"...eww thats kinda gross

 Quote 3922 http://blairbash.org/3922 2012-02-01T19:18:23Z 2012-02-01T19:18:23Z +7

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//Learning about the Squeeze Theorem
Rose: So this goes by many different names: The Squeeze Theorem, the Sandwich Theorem, the Prisoner Theorem
Patrick Shan: The threesome theorem

 Quote 3921 http://blairbash.org/3921 2012-02-01T01:04:37Z 2012-02-01T01:04:37Z +8

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Stein: There are a lot of temptations in the world, like donuts.

 Quote 3920 http://blairbash.org/3920 2012-02-01T01:03:44Z 2012-02-01T01:03:44Z +11

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//Stein is talking about how stat is more important than "regular math"
Stein: I'd get in trouble is anyone heard me say that. A math teacher would walk by, and say: "What do you mean? They need to rotate conic sections!"

 Quote 3919 http://blairbash.org/3919 2012-01-31T14:40:39Z 2012-01-31T14:40:39Z +3

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Billings: Viju, You have some weird homeless/sensei look going on with that stubble.
Viju: That's because the world is my dojo!