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• #3182 Up ↑ −41/47 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-04-01 11:37 EST

  while(true) {
     Gordon: Let's look up tags on blairbash
     //minutes later
     Jason: Why don't you have any under your tag?
     Bob: Stop being such a scrub
     Gordon: Let's make one right now
  }

  Tags: blairbash bob gordon hyun jason recursion tags

• #761 Up ↑ −51/59 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-10-27 20:33 EST

  Eugene: I don't get it

  Notes: revered as one of the worst quotes to ever grace blairbash.org

• #2539 Up ↑ −4/4 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-11-16 08:59 EST

  Collins: Alex, what are you doing?  Get off of facebook!
  //cue everyone looking

  Tags: alex collins facebook

• #3031 Up ↑ −3/3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-03-04 22:05 EST

  //Talking about Amy Chua, the Tiger Mom
  Shakib: Tiger mom? Dude, she's hot! You know, for a mom.

  Notes: tiger mom has got it goin' on...

  Tags: shakib tiger_mom

• #2834 Up ↑ −3/3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-01-24 10:54 EST

  //addressing himself when confronted with an integral with two terms
  Roth: Mr. Roth, you said these were "baby" integrals, not "babies" integrals!
  Ellen: Integrals are not possessed by the babies.

  Tags: ellen roth

• #2643 Up ↑ −3/3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-12-07 16:36 EST

  Moose: Today will be a smorgasbord of activities!

  Notes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5sbord#Other_use_of_the_term_in_English

  Tags: moose smorgasbord

• #285 Up ↑ −3/3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-05-21 21:43 EST

  Grossman: Inter is like...intercourse!

  Tags: grossman intercourse teacher

• #3183 Up ↑ −19/31 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-04-01 12:06 EST

  Tony: Hey Gordon, who are you rooming with for Wallops?
  Gordon: Just Mufasa, he takes up 3 spaces.

  Tags: gordon mufasa tony

• #958 Up ↑ −5/7 Down ↓ [Report ] 2009-11-24 19:30 EST

  // Raina and Lisa are walking to Cellphys from outside. Lisa reaches for Raina's hand.
  Raina: Lisa!!! Don't touch me. I have ladybug pee on my hand!
  Lisa: Oh...
  // Lisa and Raina walk up to the third floor. Lisa forgets what Raina said.
  // Lisa grabs Raina's hand.
  Lisa: Oh you're so FUNNY Raina! OH SHNAPPPPPPP....LADYBUG PEEE!!!!!

  Tags: ladybug lisa pee raina

• #2463 Up ↑ −7/11 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-11-03 08:47 EST

  //Randomly, in the middle of ADSB
  Evan: I masturbated to the results of the Delaware senatorial election.

  Notes: O.o... better than some things, I suppose

  Tags: evan government