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• #3931 Up ↑ +10/10 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-02-05 16:40 EST

  //At Robotics, cleaning up
  Ivan: Why is Robotics such a slob?
  Patrick Shan: If everyone worked as hard as I did, this place would be so clean.

  Notes: Patrick is on Tech

  Tags: ivan patrick reimers robotics shan

• #3930 Up ↑ +6/6 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-02-05 11:20 EST

  //In analytical chemistry, talking about charges and attraction.
  Pham: ... you know, like your girlfriend.
  //Stares at Viju
  Viju: Wait why are you staring at me?
  Pham: Oh. That's right. You not have a girlfriend.
  Viju: That's because algebra prettier than any girlfriend!
  Pham: What about boyfriend?
  Becca: It's definitely more useful than a boyfriend.

  Notes: Continued from http://blairbash.org/1739

  Tags: algebra analytical_chemistry becca pham viju

• #3929 Up ↑ +3/3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-02-03 21:00 EST

  //At Ocean Science Bowl, Phillip in his room at a hotel
  //Someone knocks on the door
  Phillip: Password!
  Pham: There no password here!

  Tags: bowl mufasa pham phillip richard science

• #3928 Up ↑ +5/7 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-02-03 17:22 EST

  // Talking about limits
  Mr. Rose: Are you guys feeling this math?
  Some Girl: Nah. I'm not feeling it at all.
  Some Guy: Don't worry. I will feel you up on behalf of math. Math will be jealous at the curves I am applying Squeeze Theorem.

  Notes: Period 3 - Mr. Rose - Magnet Analysis 1A

  Tags: limits rose

• #3927 Up ↑ +1/1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-02-03 15:51 EST

  // While walking away from the urinal
  Robotics Member: Do they use ultrasonic sensors to flush those things?

  Tags: 449 robotics ultrasonic urinal

• #3926 Up ↑ +2/2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-02-03 14:23 EST

  // During Analytical Chem, Pham tries to watch something on Netflix
  Pham: Oh man! They blocked my Netflix!
  Class: LOL
  Pham: [changes to Spongebob] Oh nevermind! They only block that other thing.

  Tags: analytical chemistry pham

• #3925 Up ↑ +4/4 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-02-02 17:42 EST

  Richard: I can speak linguistics

  Tags: richard

• #3924 Up ↑ +8/8 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-02-02 16:00 EST

  //Discussing Analysis classes, and how they're abrieviated as ANAL:
  Kirkendall: How's that class going for you? I hear the teacher's a pain in the ass.

  Notes: Jacob makes this joke about three times a week.

  Tags: anal analysis jacob kirkendall pain

• #3923 Up ↑ +2/2 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-02-01 18:11 EST

  Bustillos: (reading aloud) Thomas Edison said "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration"...eww thats kinda gross

  Tags: bustillos cap edison gross

• #3922 Up ↑ +7/7 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-02-01 14:18 EST

  //Learning about the Squeeze Theorem
  Rose: So this goes by many different names: The Squeeze Theorem, the Sandwich Theorem, the Prisoner Theorem
  Patrick Shan: The threesome theorem

  Tags: patrick shan squeeze theroem threesome