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#2995 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-02-24 22:56 EST
//After explaining a scenario where Schafer and his wife are drinking coffee and milk at breakfast respectively
Schafer: So I take my coffee and, because we're so mature, I put a teaspoon of coffee in her milk and go *makes :P face and rude noise*
Schafer: Then, my wife takes a teaspoon of her tainted milk and puts it in my coffee.
Student: That's ALL she does?
Pierce: Yes, because she's a woman. ... They're above that. -
#3525 Up ↑ /7 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-09-08 14:56 EST
Stein: I used to have this "Thinker Doll" made of porcelain. One day, in a parent-teacher-student conference, the kid got so mad, he started yelling, "I hate you and the Thinker Doll!" Then, he smashed it on the ground. And I was like, NOOOOOOO!
That was the end of Thinker Doll.
Class: What's the kid's name?
Stein: I dunno.
Class: Where's he now?
Stein: Probably in prison. -
#1276 Up ↑ /13 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-01-07 18:19 EST
//Mr. Stein is teaching Precalc and there is a sinusoidal on the board and the class is writing equations for it
Stein: The easiest way to write it is with -cos x.
Student: I used sin x.
Stein: Why? That's just way more work. I mean, imagine how much of your brain you're using to do it that way. You could be thinking about other things with all that thinking...like you could be thinking about...boys. Or pickles. [...] Y'know, I really like pickles. There's this deli that I go to, they just have so many pickles. Everytime I go there I just get lots of 'em...
