Blairbash.org: Quotes of the Week Quotes about humorous experiences from Montgomery Blair High School students, teachers, and alumni. http://blairbash.org/qotw Tue, 7 Feb 2012 03:28:43 +0000 blairbash@pentau.com http://chirpy.sourceforge.net/ Quote 3931 ivan patrick reimers robotics shan http://blairbash.org/3931 http://blairbash.org/3931 Sun, 5 Feb 2012 21:40:27 +0000 [Up ] (+10/10) [Down ] [Report ]

//At Robotics, cleaning up
Ivan: Why is Robotics such a slob?
Patrick Shan: If everyone worked as hard as I did, this place would be so clean.

Notes: Patrick is on Tech

]]> Quote 3930 algebra analytical_chemistry becca pham viju http://blairbash.org/3930 http://blairbash.org/3930 Sun, 5 Feb 2012 16:20:55 +0000 [Up ] (+6/6) [Down ] [Report ]

//In analytical chemistry, talking about charges and attraction.
Pham: ... you know, like your girlfriend.
//Stares at Viju
Viju: Wait why are you staring at me?
Pham: Oh. That's right. You not have a girlfriend.
Viju: That's because algebra prettier than any girlfriend!
Pham: What about boyfriend?
Becca: It's definitely more useful than a boyfriend.

Notes: Continued from http://blairbash.org/1739

]]> Quote 3929 bowl mufasa pham phillip richard science http://blairbash.org/3929 http://blairbash.org/3929 Sat, 4 Feb 2012 02:00:53 +0000 [Up ] (+3/3) [Down ] [Report ]

//At Ocean Science Bowl, Phillip in his room at a hotel
//Someone knocks on the door
Phillip: Password!
Pham: There no password here!

]]> Quote 3928 limits rose http://blairbash.org/3928 http://blairbash.org/3928 Fri, 3 Feb 2012 22:22:56 +0000 [Up ] (+5/7) [Down ] [Report ]

// Talking about limits
Mr. Rose: Are you guys feeling this math?
Some Girl: Nah. I'm not feeling it at all.
Some Guy: Don't worry. I will feel you up on behalf of math. Math will be jealous at the curves I am applying Squeeze Theorem.

Notes: Period 3 - Mr. Rose - Magnet Analysis 1A

]]> Quote 3927 449 robotics ultrasonic urinal http://blairbash.org/3927 http://blairbash.org/3927 Fri, 3 Feb 2012 20:51:19 +0000 [Up ] (+1/1) [Down ] [Report ]

// While walking away from the urinal
Robotics Member: Do they use ultrasonic sensors to flush those things?

]]> Quote 3926 analytical chemistry pham http://blairbash.org/3926 http://blairbash.org/3926 Fri, 3 Feb 2012 19:23:19 +0000 [Up ] (+2/2) [Down ] [Report ]

// During Analytical Chem, Pham tries to watch something on Netflix
Pham: Oh man! They blocked my Netflix!
Class: LOL
Pham: [changes to Spongebob] Oh nevermind! They only block that other thing.

]]> Quote 3925 richard http://blairbash.org/3925 http://blairbash.org/3925 Thu, 2 Feb 2012 22:42:33 +0000 [Up ] (+4/4) [Down ] [Report ]

Richard: I can speak linguistics

]]> Quote 3924 anal analysis jacob kirkendall pain http://blairbash.org/3924 http://blairbash.org/3924 Thu, 2 Feb 2012 21:00:31 +0000 [Up ] (+8/8) [Down ] [Report ]

//Discussing Analysis classes, and how they're abrieviated as ANAL:
Kirkendall: How's that class going for you? I hear the teacher's a pain in the ass.

Notes: Jacob makes this joke about three times a week.

]]> Quote 3923 bustillos cap edison gross http://blairbash.org/3923 http://blairbash.org/3923 Wed, 1 Feb 2012 23:11:52 +0000 [Up ] (+2/2) [Down ] [Report ]

Bustillos: (reading aloud) Thomas Edison said "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration"...eww thats kinda gross

]]> Quote 3922 patrick shan squeeze theroem threesome http://blairbash.org/3922 http://blairbash.org/3922 Wed, 1 Feb 2012 19:18:23 +0000 [Up ] (+7/7) [Down ] [Report ]

//Learning about the Squeeze Theorem
Rose: So this goes by many different names: The Squeeze Theorem, the Sandwich Theorem, the Prisoner Theorem
Patrick Shan: The threesome theorem

]]> Quote 3921 applied donuts statistics stein http://blairbash.org/3921 http://blairbash.org/3921 Wed, 1 Feb 2012 01:04:37 +0000 [Up ] (+8/8) [Down ] [Report ]

Stein: There are a lot of temptations in the world, like donuts.

]]> Quote 3920 applied math statistics stein http://blairbash.org/3920 http://blairbash.org/3920 Wed, 1 Feb 2012 01:03:44 +0000 [Up ] (+11/11) [Down ] [Report ]

//Stein is talking about how stat is more important than "regular math"
Stein: I'd get in trouble is anyone heard me say that. A math teacher would walk by, and say: "What do you mean? They need to rotate conic sections!"

]]> Quote 3919 billings stubble viju http://blairbash.org/3919 http://blairbash.org/3919 Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:40:39 +0000 [Up ] (+3/3) [Down ] [Report ]

Billings: Viju, You have some weird homeless/sensei look going on with that stubble.
Viju: That's because the world is my dojo!

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