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• #3329 Up ↑ +77/79 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-05-08 17:19 EST

  //at National Science Bowl, all teams are sitting in an assembly. Blair is in the front row. Pham is sitting with his laptop.
  Dude from adjacent team: Hey, could you guys move over one seat?
  Blair students: Okay, sure.
  Pham (without looking up): Ten dolla.
  Dude from adjacent team: ???
  Pham (still not looking up): You pay ten dolla and then we move!
  //Blair students rearrange without Pham's participation
  //later
  Competition person: Thank your coaches for their hard work, dedication, and attention!
  //Pham rotates his laptop to show Blair kids that he's been playing minesweeper, grins, and continues his game

  Tags: pham

• #3896 Up ↑ +37/37 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-01-17 09:05 EST

  //At science bowl. Pham was wandering between the 3 teams, so he wasn't in the room
  Judge: Now, I'd like the coaches to introduce themselves.
  Alan: Our coach is not with us.
  //awkward pause
  Alan: No, he's alive. He's still alive. He's just not here.

  Tags: alan pham scibowl

• #3429 Up ↑ +29/29 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-06-01 10:41 EST

  Sarah: I promise! He was teaching me logs!
  Jeremy: That's where it all starts, first is logs, then you move to logarithmic graphing, then polar graphing, then it escalates, next thing you know you're pregnant!

  Notes: ADS pd. 3
  talking about magnet couples and "doing math"

  Tags: fultz jeremy neufeld sarah

• #1739 Up ↑ +145/153 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-03-26 08:45 EST

  Pham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty.
  (pause)
  Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.

  Notes: Pham is talking about how algebra skills are important in chemistry

  Tags: algebra girlfriend pham

• #3293 Up ↑ +54/56 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-05-02 12:29 EST

  Thomas: For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors: he doesn't get any.

  Tags: mchale thomas

• #2400 Up ↑ +27/27 Down ↓ [Report ] 2010-10-22 16:44 EST

  Billings: I'm counting my money ... from last night.
  Emily: Is that why it's all in ones?

  Tags: billings emily

• #3876 Up ↑ +25/25 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-01-04 21:44 EST

  //Mr Rose is visiting Mr. Stein's Class
  Stein: Alright, so today we are going to learn the last physics application of calculus I'm going teach you, go over the worksheet, and if we work fast we can have nap time like my morning class did.
  Billings: Mr. Rose doesn't understand that concept.
  Stein: What, naps?
  Billings: No. Time.

  Notes: Even Rose found this funnny

  Tags: billings nap rose stein time

• #3797 Up ↑ +25/25 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-11-20 11:56 EST

  Taken from edline, the Precal C homework reads: "...I posted a file in the Unit 3 folder which gives a nice introduction to mathematical induction.  It elaborates on what we talked about today in class.  Unfortunately, it's from some kind of grad school math or comp sci class, so 90% will be completely over your head.  So read until you're completely lost and then go a little further and then stop."

  Tags: homework rose

• #3579 Up ↑ +24/24 Down ↓ [Report ] 2011-09-19 18:47 EST

  Thomas: What's a pirates favorite element?
  Evan: Arrrrrgon.
  Thomas: No, gold. What's a pirate's favorite felony?
  Evan: ARRRRRson?
  Thomas: No, piracy, you idiot.
  Evan: Do they use LimewiARRRRRR?

  Tags: evan mchale thomas

• #3877 Up ↑ +23/23 Down ↓ [Report ] 2012-01-04 21:47 EST

  // Rose is visiting Stein's Class
  Stein: So a parent sent me an email about how my exams are impossible.
  Billings: After a 4 hour exam, any exam seems easy.
  // Whole room laughs except Rose, 5 min later...
  Rose: Wait were you talking about my exams?

  Tags: billings exams rose stein